WORD UP! Wrestlers and Gimmicks summed up in one word (Part 1 - WWE)

A guide for those who switch on the wrestling and have to explain to other viewers, what’s happening and who’s who.

HBK: Marks out for God

HBK: Marks out for God


HBK – Religious
HHH – Son-in-Law
John Cena – Child-Catcher
Rey Mysterio – Child
Randy Orton – Prick
Sheamus – Ginger
Batista – Boring
Undertaker – Old
Christian – Charisma
Shelton – Ceiling
Mark Henry – Fat
MVP – Onesie
Big Show – Fat
Chris Jericho – Monotonous
Chris Jericho: Promos used to contain more than one vocal tone

Chris Jericho: Promos used to contain more than one vocal tone


Matt Hardy – Fat
Great Khali – Rwaaar
Drew McIntyre – Hoots
John Morrison – Heel-in-waiting
Dolph Ziggler – MIA
Jack Swagger – Lumbering
JTG – Stereotype
Shad – Stereotype
Finlay – Old
Hornswoggle – Midget
Vince McMahon – Old
Bret Hart – Old
Carlito – Afro
Chavo – Jobber
Chris Masters – Pecs
Cody Rhodes – Jobber
Ted DiBiase – Future
Evan Bourne – Jobber
Kofi Kingston – Shelton
The Miz – Awesome
Paul Burchall – Future (Endeavored)
Primo – Jobber
Santino – Stereotype
All the Divas – Bimbo
Jerry Lawler – Perv
Michael Cole – Queer
Charlie Haas – Jobber
CM Punk – Drug-Free
Chavo Guerrero: Doing Eddie Proud

Chavo Guerrero: Doing Eddie Proud


DH Smith – Jobber
Edge – Predator
Eric Escobar – Jobber
Jimmy Wang Yang – Jobber
Kane – Who?
Kung Fu Naki – Jobber
Luke Gallows – Crap
Mike Knox – Homeless
R-Truth – Stereotype
Slam Master J – Wigger
Tyson Kidd – Jobber
Jim Ross – Oklahoma
Matt Striker – Laborious
Teddy Long – Stereotype
Todd Grisham – Charisma-Vacuum
Vickie Guerrero – Fat
Big Show - Blubber Mountain

Big Show - Blubber Mountain


Caylen Croft – Jobber
Ezekiel Jackson – Musclehead
Goldust – Tranny
The Hurricane – Superhero
Trent Baretta – Jobber
Tyler Reks – Jobber
Vance Archer – Future (Endeavored)
Vladimir Kozlov – Stereotype
William Regal – Stereotype
Yoshi Tatsu – Stereotype
Zach Ryder – Woo
Abraham Washington – Leno
Tony Atlas – Over
Byron Saxton – Grisham
Josh Matthews – Grisham

Next Up: TNA gets the one word treatment

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